I now want fic where Lydia lists all the pros and cons of the men in Beacon Hills.
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Chris Argent:
Pros:
- Have you seen him?
- Has history of being attracted to badass redheads
Cons:
- Won’t be able to look at him without thinking about Allison
- Peter will probably kill me for touching his man
Peter Hale:
Pros:
- Werewolf stamina
- Ridiculously attractive
- Actually has a sense of style
Cons:
- It’s Peter
- Outrageous drama queen
- In love with Mr Argent
Sheriff Stilinski:
Pros:
- Easy access to handcuffs
- Got to love a man in uniform
Cons:
- Stiles had to get his fashion sense from somewhere
Derek Hale:
Pros:
- Werewolf stamina
- Likes bending over in tight jeans
Cons:
- Previous girlfriends haven’t had a good record with staying alive and/or not being batshit insane
- Probably cries during sex
Coach Finstock:
…
Deputy Parrish:
Pros:
- Again, handcuffs
- Ridiculously pretty
Cons:
- Too pretty to be human
- Unknown quantity when it comes to life expectancy of girlfriends and/or possible murderous past
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Список занятный, если забыть, что Лидия несовершеннолетняя, и всем этим товарищам лучше бы держаться от нее подальше.
И почему я гораздо спокойнее отношусь к такому, если пейринг слешный, а если гет, то у меня страшная попоболь и желание убивать? Фу такой быть.
@темы:
Lydia,
Teen Wolf,
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